Who will throw the first no-hitter in Padres history? The Tweeps weighed in, making for a Snarky Saturday. Here, following, are the responses:
@btarvin Hmmm, I thought Anthony Rizzo already did that.
@SkaggsJeff Player-to-be-Named Later.
@gbib21better question: what % of viewing public will be able to watch it?
@jefthecrusher hasn't been born yet.
@db625 at this point of frustration, someone not yet born....i do think cory luebke could.
@PadresProspects Jake Westbrook in 2018.
@sdsuaztec4 Sean Burroughs.
@jorgearangure Kip Wells.
@tpowell619 Probably hasn't been born yet.
@GoHorsesGo Seriously? Not Happening!
@joshiesdad Portillo will be one who throws a no hitter for Pads.
@DougWilliams4 The guy you least expect in a night game delayed by rain that doesn't end till after 11 p.m. ... It's a lock.
@PadsBoltsIllini Cole Hamels after Tull or O'Malley or Cohen makes an initial splash by signing him.
@MatthewHLeach kip wells OBVS.
@RyanKaltenbach 1st overall pick in '13 draft RT
@__japhyryder__ Kyle Zimmer RT
@lonndoggie Jamie Moyer. In 2019.
@FollowThePadres Adys Portillo.~ RT
@sdsuaztec4 No No Joe Wieland.
@SteveSkandal That pitcher has yet to be born.
@thesacbunt Jason Marquis.
@tdv92 a starting pitcher.
@tkdiego Satan - After hell freezes over. Am I being too cynical??? RT.
@LeftCoastBias Luebke. Though that means waiting until at least 2013. Blerg. RT
@gdarklighter Joe Wieland, because a nickname like No-No Joe is too good for the baseball gods to pass up.
@The_NV Robbie Erlin.